Project 2025

Because Who Needs Progress Anyway?

Welcome to the dystopian funhouse where progress goes to die and corporate greed thrives like a mold infestation in a damp basement. Buckle up, folks, because Project 2025 is here, and it’s not just a bad sequel to the last round of conservative shenanigans—it’s a full-blown reboot, with even less environmental concern, fewer workers' rights, and a sprinkling of good ol' fashioned crony capitalism. Let’s take a look at what’s on the menu for our collective future if this "project" becomes reality.